BAES 50: The biggest cringe in tech + our 50th episode!

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

ITS OUR 50TH EPISODE AND WE HAVE A SURPRISE! As if our tech overlords couldn't be any lamer or more cringe, the marketing folks at Canva dropped the most amazing, gut-wrenching promotional stunt we've seen in years. Plus, $NVDA drops another banger of a quarter, Ben gives his take on some stocks, Google AI search results are hallucinating like they're on drugs, Vivek bought a stake in $BZFD, and Chipotle is under fire for criminally small portion sizes. Ok I'm out of breath. Leave a comment to be featured as the comment of the week next week! And also, like this video! Thank you! Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode and to support the show :) But before you do that, make Glen happy and sign up for Moomoo to get FREE STOCKS, baby! Click the link to get 5 free shares when you deposit $100, and an additional 10 free shares when you deposit $1000: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ Watch the Meatball Special 4 HERE: https://youtu.be/wrxjb0Ovk_0 Sam Altman is full of shit HERE: https://youtu.be/5zMQ8UWGIu8 Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore

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0:00.0	Joe Biden forgot to wipe, wipe, wipe it on, wipe it off.
0:06.0	Remember that? Remember that whole thing?
0:08.0	Wax on? No, no, no, no, no, no, this was...
0:10.0	Daniel son. Wax on? Wax on?
0:12.0	Wax on? This was... Daniel son wax on wax on this was this was karate kid I believe this was a a trend on
0:18.1	Tik-Toc I believe where it goes wipe wipe it down wipe in slutty girls would like wipe the mirror and then cut to them like
0:26.5	Why are they sody? Because then they cut to them like shaking their boobs. Is that a slutty thing to do?
0:34.0	I don't know. I guess it's empowering.
0:37.0	Is this our intro?
0:39.0	Oh, whoa, we didn't see you there.
0:42.0	We didn't see you there. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy 50th. People are saying we've 50s never looked so good. You know people were giving a I would sing the no wait I can't sing the song because we'll get copyrighted. Yeah looks like we made it but we look
1:00.0	how far we've come my. We have a little surprise.
1:03.7	Oh, we do.
1:05.4	You know, people have also been writing into the show,
1:07.7	sending fan mail, they've been leaving comments,
1:10.0	they've been stopping us on the streets,
1:12.6	and they've been saying what?
1:15.5	Give us the PO box.
1:16.9	Oh, yeah, but what else?
1:18.3	What was the other thing?
1:19.1	You guys look weird.
1:20.0	You guys look weird.
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