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The Political Orphanage

Bad Takes on a Near Miss

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Comedy, News, Politics

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Some takes on bad takes following the assassination attempt, followed by rambling but heartfelt plea not to shoot each other.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, a home for plucky misfits and problem solvers.

0:15.0

I'm your host, Andrew Heaton, and I fly out shortly to Milwaukee to cover the National

0:22.1

Republican Convention this week, which I thought the big news

0:28.2

that would be whoever Trump picks his running mate.

0:32.2

Will it be Doug Bergham? J.D. Vance? Roseanne Barr? Maybe a Trump impersonator,

0:39.6

which would be pretty funny. That's not completely outside of the realm of possibilities. I'm not saying

0:44.4

it would be a good electoral pick, but it would be funny if Trump picked a impersonator of himself

0:50.8

as his running mate. We got to see the humor in that. But no, it turns out,

0:57.2

we've all been holding out for the Veepe stakes and they will now be eclipsed by what happened this weekend

1:04.4

and what happens when Trump talks about it. In fact, there's a very good chance

1:09.4

that the headline speech Donald Trump will be giving at the convention will be the most watched campaign

1:15.5

speech in American history.

1:18.4

Not just an acceptance speech for the Republican nomination for president, but an address following a very serious, very near-misassination attempt.

1:30.0

Here shortly, I will tell you what I hope to hear from that speech when I am in Milwaukee.

1:38.4

But before we get there, I feel like we should at least touch on the assassination attempt, which occurred over the weekend.

1:45.0

I'm going to gloss over the obvious stuff because it has been said rightly by many people and you already know it.

1:55.0

Political violence is horrible.

1:57.0

In the United States, we eliminate candidates through the democratic process,

2:01.0

ideally through fund sex scandals, but not through murder and it is genuinely sad that an innocent father was killed

2:08.0

and that two people are in critical condition perhaps irreparably altered.

2:12.0

Not to mention that the parents of the shooter just lost

2:17.1

a son and we don't know what their circumstances are but they're probably pretty horrible right now.

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