Backwards Skate

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

"I'm like five feet behind everybody, like you guys go ahead I'm just going to stay back here," Kelly remarks as the second half of "Rotten to the Core" sees bottles and bags being hurled left and right.

Cathy's limo entrance in Detroit draws the immediate ire of the moms, which only worsens as Jalen's dad starts to pick a fight with Abby. If that wasn't enough, Holly requests that Abby acknowledge Nia's RND which results in Abby not only insulting both Holly's intelligence and Nia's pain, but also triggers the cancelation of Nia and Paige's duet when Holly pushes back at Abby.

While Maddie's big solo return wins first place, the group performance of Avalanche leaves a lot to be desired and Cathy's team takes first overall. Abby tries to avoid Cathy after the show, but their inevitable confrontation becomes the stuff of legend when Abby takes her Wicked Witch joke too far and throws her open bottle of water at Cathy.

Is the resulting fight a little overkill? Maybe, but it's certainly something these moms will never forget!

(Also pardon the brief sound of the fan in Christi's audio, it was 101 degrees!)

Quotes

“Cathy says you know what Ab, that hair is not going to make that limo look any worse. I don't know what that means.” (17:51-17:57 | Christi)
“So Cathy pulls out a dog whistle, and then she starts blowing it. She says Abby you know what, this is a dog training tool. It makes the dogs sit down and shut up. I'm actually cackling at this point, where doe shtis woman come up with that shit? Although to be fair Abby had that blue whistle in season one that she used for the girls...somebody left a dick whistle at my house this week.” (19:12-19:47 | Christi)
“Jill wonders if Holly and Kelly are coming to see Kendall perform, cause that's what's important right now right? God forbid I try and not make Holly be upset. It's not like we were trying to avoid Kendall's dance. Holly was having a breakdown and I was trying to calm her down to get her into the audience.” (38:23-38:43 | Christi and Kelly)
“Abby turns around while she's arguing with Jalen's dad at one point and screams at him - My child just went out there and won. I'm pretty sure Maddie did not come out of your vagina.” (53:31-15-53:48 | Christi)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance dance. Let's just dance. Baby, I just want to dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance.
0:07.0	Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and breathe it? All of it?
0:13.0	Electricity. Do we ride now? Bop, bop, bop, bop. Turn the volume off. Lock it me up.
0:20.0	Electricity.
0:22.0	Hey Richad, welcome back to the bar. It's pitch number one.
0:25.0	I'm Christian. I'm pitch number two, Kelly. Oh my god, we could do it to that. Like a song to that.
0:31.0	Yeah. Yeah. Somebody will really jump on that to record that. Well, we could do it to that. We definitely could.
0:39.0	I am absolutely and completely toned up, so no need to put me on any kind of recording. Me too.
0:46.0	Okay, so before we thank our patrons, Kelly, please catch everybody up on what you did today.
0:52.0	I tried to cut my hair. And he really need a hairdresser here. Socks. I think last night I went out and like I was doing my hair.
1:02.0	And it just like felt like really heavy. Do you ever have that feeling? Like it's just like, yeah, just hanging.
1:07.0	So when I got my shower today, I thought, oh, I'm going to take thinning shears and just thin out on the top a little bit.
1:15.0	Well, I've seen people on my Facebook things, you know, that I watch and they took it and they turned it around like twisted the hair all up and then took the thinning shears and cut into it.
1:26.0	And then like laid real nice and it just took like every other hair out, you know, with your thinning shears. Well, let me just tell you I tried it.
1:33.0	And I don't know what's wrong with my thinning shears because it just cut it. Now I have fucking bangs.
1:41.0	Look, they're mad. And then they're short bangs. Look at them.
1:46.0	I'm mess.
1:47.0	Looks like Kelly and I'm like, did you cut your hair and she's like, let me tell you. Okay, Kelly.
1:52.0	I need a hair stylist in Florida. Well, maybe you should put out like a public service announcement asking for one.
1:59.0	Well, you know, people put it on Facebook all the time that they need them. But the people that answer on there are like old women and like everybody in Naples is like 80 years old.
2:09.0	So like there's nobody that does stylish cuts. It's all like old lady cuts.
2:14.0	Let's go into something younger. Let's use our Instagram or.
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