Backlash to Postal Service Cutbacks | Jim Clyburn
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2020
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:03.7 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:07.1 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:10.2 | It is Monday, August 17th, which means the Democratic National Convention kicked off today |
| 0:15.9 | in Milwaukee. |
| 0:16.9 | It also means there's still three days left for John Delaney to maybe win that nomination. |
| 0:22.6 | You got this, my man. |
| 0:24.1 | Now before we get into the show, some of you may have noticed that my face is a little |
| 0:28.6 | swollen. |
| 0:29.6 | I know how the incident gets, so I just wanted to address this before people start rumors. |
| 0:34.3 | What happened was I was walking to subway to get my usual 3am sandwich. |
| 0:37.8 | If you follow me on Instagram, you know how I roll. |
| 0:39.9 | And this guy in a mega hat jumped out of nowhere and said, hey, aren't you that super funny |
| 0:43.9 | comedian from the Daily Show? |
| 0:45.8 | And then he punched me in my face. |
| 0:47.4 | And then he ran away and hopped on a flight to Nigeria. |
| 0:50.7 | Anyway, now that we've cleared that up on tonight's episode, America fights back to save |
| 0:55.2 | the post office and how Trump plans to win the popular vote. |
| 1:00.0 | So let's do this, people. |
| 1:01.3 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
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