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🗓️ 16 August 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of Sponsored by Better Help, therapy is good for you, before therapy I wasn't |
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1:01.9 | All right. Mom, here are the things I need for school this year. First of all, |
1:06.3 | gel pens. Mom, this is what I need for school. She posted on Instagram story. I need an apple |
1:10.8 | pen for my iPad. The scented markers that smell like grape, but don't get you high, because |
1:16.0 | dare is working. I also need to do cartridges for my face. The teacher never sees. I blow it into my |
1:22.6 | pencil grips. I need new grips for my hoverboard. I also need a leash for my friend. He's a furry now. |
1:29.1 | Detrolled dolls that go on top of the pencils that look kind of like they're being |
1:32.8 | sodomized. He's a good boy. What do you mean? Where did I learn it? VBS. Sodom and Gomorrah. |
1:38.0 | Wing any bells? Decreole the crowds with the sharpener in the back. Lastly, I'll need a really fancy |
1:42.3 | laptop and AR goggles and a riot shield. And a mechanical pencil, so I can look like I'm |
1:47.7 | injecting myself with it. Go Tigers, formerly known as Indians! Back to school, praying for all |
1:53.2 | the moms out there. That's got to be pretty awesome. I've been saying that. Oh, man, can you |
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