This is a head gum podcast.

Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything.

The podcast that found some Slim Jim Minis downstairs in the head gum office kitchen and is pretty stoked about it.

Slim Jim Minis sounds like a biker bar.

Yeah, it's Slim Jim Minis.

Yeah, we were at Slim Jim Minis last night because it was the only place that was open during the snow storm.

I saw a dude fight a chain with a knife.

Yo, I heard Slim Jim Minis a lot of money.

And the Slim Jim Minis dude, the well drinks are more expensive than the call drinks.

They got a pool table with only eight balls.

Whoever breaks loses.

And they bet on every game.

That's why I owe them a lot of money.

Slim Jim Minis has an empty jukebox and there's always a line at it.

I imagine Slim Jim Minis is like the bar from Smooth Criminal that he walks into.

Oh, that's Slim Jim Minis bar.

And Slim Jim Minis, there's piss all over the floor in the bar and peanuts all over the floor in the bathroom.

You can't go in there if your age is an even number.

I thought I told you, no, six is in Slim Jim Minis.

But it's my birthday.

I don't care. You come here next year.

Come back when you're a seven doll.

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