BACK FROM MATERNITY LEAVE: I'M A MILF NOW

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Society & Culture

4.3 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Sean joins me for the first episode back from my maternity leave to talk about how we became parents 12 weeks ago. Everyone describes giving birth as a beautiful experience, but that's a preposterous lie. We are here to tell you the truth: it's HORRID. Did I poop? Does my vagina feel the same? Does it look the same? Are we different people now that we have a child? Am I gonna let Sean defecate on me for Father's Day? Also: drugs and motherhood. Also also: Is it possible that in the process of birth, we've discovered what Squirt actually is?

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0:00.0	Porn Hub.
0:02.0	Porn Hub.
0:03.0	Porn Hub.
0:05.0	The Porn Hub.
0:10.0	Poohcast.
0:11.0	Hi everyone. podcast.
0:17.0	Hi everyone, welcome to the Porn Hub Podcast. We are back from our hiatus and this is the first episode back.
0:24.0	Yay!
0:25.0	It's actually not the first episode I'm recording back.
0:28.3	I'm not gonna lie.
0:30.0	But this is the first one I'm going to release.
0:32.8	Because tomorrow is Mother's Day,
0:35.6	and I thought this would be a perfect episode for that.
0:38.9	As you are a new mother.
0:41.1	I am now a milf. That's right. Well, I hope I'm a mother I'd like to fuck you I think it makes it
0:46.4	thank you okay if one person wants to fuck me I'm a milth yeah for sure yeah well you're a milf
0:51.1	yeah congratulations thank you
0:54.2	so i'm here with shan my husband my baby daddy
0:57.4	hello hello
0:59.6	and uh... we're gonna be discussing our new lives, the birth, the postpartum sex, our thoughts and feelings, what the future has in store, etc.
1:11.0	Are you up for that?
1:13.0	Yeah, I'm up for it.
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