Actually, I think I've been in a helicopter over Hawaii twice.

Where was I?

I'm sorry.

I cannot believe this.

You're not helicopter worthy.

Dear Shandy.

Welcome back to another dear Shandy Bachelorette recap listeners.

Hello, Andy.

Hello.

How are you today? Good. Good to be back in my chair. Yes. Yeah, do we want to address that? People liked Wells. People liked it. And I would say, I would say it was 8515. Your prediction was indeed accurate. Yeah, I know our Shandies. Yes, 85% of you seemed to enjoy Wells. You were like, he'll do. Well, I mean, Wells is a crowd pleaser. You know what Wells is? He's like a delicious slice of cake. Like, who doesn't like Wells? Wow, I mean, you comparing some of the cake is the highest praise. I've never met anyone who likes cake more than you. No, but 15% of people might not opt for the cake. They might want the apple pie. I think everyone opts for cake. No. Cakes on the menu, you go for cake. Some people are not into cake. Some people are pie people is what you're saying. So in other words, you're saying in the cake family. It's more like cake or like a bowl of cherries.

What?

Pie and cake are close cousins. Oh, you really, I'm sorry. I'm offending you. Like, you really have a specific... Look, okay, look, I think that's very endearing that you think a bowl of cherries is going to cut it sometimes for dessert. And look, I love cherries. I love it. they're in. A good bowl of cherries. There's nothing like it. But it's not pie. I'm sorry. It's not. And it's not cake. It's certainly not cake. All right. So Wells is cake. Yes. We got that out of the way. All right. So episode five picks up. We're still in Auckland. It's the evening. So this is the

evening that Matt, the ex-boyfriend, came. And Dylan, it's super cute. We pick up with the

Rose Ceremony Cocktail Party and Dylan tells the guys how much he appreciates them. He never grew up

with a brother. Oh my God. This was adorable. I love Dylan. Me too. Dylan may be too good for this show. There is no question. He's he doesn't fit in with his personality doesn't fit in. I feel like he was in it for the experience. And I just want to say it doesn't fit in. He's he is too good for it. Like he's too normal. He's to normal. He's 24. I can't get over that. I know. I keep coming back to that. He doesn't seem 24. Yeah. What kind of parents did this guy have to make him like that? I want to know.

Absolutely lovely. Okay. So now we get the sepia tone recap of Matthew's visit. Andy, you said, this guy apparently has 50,000 Instagram followers. I, I learned that. I did, I didn't do some sleuthing. I was just hit by it. Social media hit me with it. Who? Who? No, I don't know who it was. I was just on the gram and suddenly it was like, hey, this guy, he has 50,000 Instagram followers. He's a fraud. So I was hit with, I think it might have been a Dave Neal thumbnail, but something about how he apparently

vlogged his journey there. Oh, I think it was Dave Neal. Oh, was it Dave Neal? It was. It must be Dave Neal. When in doubt, it's Dave Neal. 85% of the time, it's Dave Neal. Shout out Dave Neal. Okay, so do we therefore think that he was there for the wrong reasons?

I do.

I think he was there for the wrong reasons.

You know, he's, he's, Neil. Okay. So do we therefore think that he was there for the wrong reasons? I do. I think he was

there for the wrong reasons. You know, he's, he seems like a nice guy. And he's like, oh, he's a nice guy. You know, he's there for the, no, no, no. He's just there for the wrong reasons. You know why? because he even said it.

He said it on the show.

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