Welcome back to Paradise After Dark, the unofficial Bachelor in Paradise After Show, coming to you live after the show.

Hey, Jackie. Hi, Stephanie. How art thou?

Thou? That was so good. I'm doing great. Just finished episode two of Bachelor in Paradise.

So excited to recap this with you. I feel like we're starting to get the ball rolling a little bit.

We were left on a cliffhanger. Yes, which I was stressed about,

but at the same time,

happy that the show delivered significant drama.

I didn't even think this was going to be a possibility.

Can we maybe just jump to the end?

Because I was so fully convinced that Justin was going to give his rose to Lexi

and Susie was going to go home

and I was preparing myself being like, wow, this is the one relationship that I'm actually

genuinely invested in is Susie and Justin and we're not even going to get more time with them.

However, we got a little surprised this time around. Yeah, I mean, I saw it coming. You saw it coming?

There's only so much left to go with

Justin and Lexi. My God, there's nothing there. The girl literally said when they were behind the

curtains doing like the makeout challenge, she goes, this is my worst nightmare. And like I understand

she didn't mean it about kissing Justin. She just maybe didn't want to be like put on the spot to kiss

someone. But I just feel like they have no chemistry.

I foresaw the fact that Justin was the last rose.

Susie's still standing there.

I was like, oh, Justin's going to do this.

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