Fly, fly, oh to be a fly

Fly, fly, come and be a fly on the wall

Neeeee

Hello there!

Our house is a communion cup

Come on in and we'll turn your wine into blood

I'm your neighborhood-fraile black girl Amber

And I'm a flaccid reader-bent

Because I fall asleep while reading

Because flaccid means that you're not stiff

Oh I know what flaccid means, Ben

So do you

Anyway, welcome to Fly on the Wallen

We're here to share our stories of dating, parenting

And what happens when you record it all for the world to see

How are you doing today?

I mean, I'm not flaccid, I'm sitting upright

So, you know, flaccid, its main connotation is like the stiffness of a penis

But I thought it was the limpness of a penis

Or, yeah, so, well, there's stiffness

So even if it's limp, there's a level of stiffness to it, the penis

So, there's because limp just means limp always

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