Baby Daddy Drama (w/ Liz Barlow)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Liz Barlow discusses breaking up with a boyfriend who doxxed people, her challenging experience dating women, the story of a stalking chucklefucker, interracial threesomes invitations, and unravels some jaw-dropping baby daddy drama. As an exercise, Liz and Nicole roleplay talking to men.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:02.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:07.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Please! Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, baby! |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, baby, Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of why won't you date me a podcast or me |
| 0:27.0 | Nicole Byer was trying to figure out why I'm still single but honestly nobody |
| 0:32.0 | knows so now I'm just talking to people about love and stuff and how I'm still sad I'm single but like I'm no longer it's not a mystery anyway |
| 0:39.4 | My guest today is a very funny comedian who's open for me. |
| 0:43.3 | She's so funny, she's really wonderful. |
| 0:45.7 | Sometimes people think she is me when she gets on stage, which is wild because she's got big |
| 0:49.6 | old honking titties and I ain't got none. |
| 0:52.0 | It's Liz Barlow! |
| 0:53.5 | Yay! I'm here! |
| 0:56.5 | Me and my titties are here. |
| 0:58.5 | Liz, how are you? |
| 1:02.0 | I'm good, I'm ready for Christmas. |
| 1:05.0 | Are you ready for Christmas? |
| 1:06.0 | Do you have your mug? |
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