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The Nikki & Brie Show

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The Nikki & Brie Show

SiriusXM Podcasts

Society & Culture

4.914.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It’s The Nikki & Brie Show, but this week the real star of the podcast is YOU, the listener, and the amazing voicemails you left on the show hotline. To kick off the episode, Nikki & Brie Open Up with a bottle of the 2020 Bonita Bonita Chardonnay, but there’s a problem. One of the Garcia Twins didn’t bring a wine glass. Brie is fresh off a wild time at a charity gala with Bryan. Naturally, Nikki was originally going to her her plus one for the evening, but Bryan’s interest in attending put Brie in the awkward spot of having to uninvite Nikki. Bryan had a great time, but Brie had an even better time on the dance floor and at the bar, choices that she paid for the next morning when she was in mom mode. Nikki also had an exciting weekend, just in a much different as she single-handedly took her sex life to new heights as she found herself getting horny in unusual places. Artem had to travel for work, which meant that Nikki had to get creative on her solo adventures and excited about her busy weekend; Nikki did some research and came to the show with some incredible facts to share with the audience about the benefits of self-pleasure. Then it’s time to check the voicemail messages from 833-GARCIA2. Last week Nikki & Brie talked about one-night stands, and there were some absolutely incredible calls to the hotline that left Nikki & Brie speechless. Regifted flowers, underwhelming rugby players, and the first test are just some of the topics that the amazing voicemails touched on. To close out the show, Nikki & Brie stay grounded and share an Inspiration & Affirmation that continues to set the tone for this new chapter in their lives as The Garcia Twins. Call Nikki & Brie and leave a message about unusual places you’ve gotten aroused at 833-GARCIA2 Join the Garcia Twins live on April 19th at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was going two three times a day.

0:02.0

Wow.

0:03.0

Yeah.

0:04.0

I mean, even Thursday night when Arden was sleeping,

0:06.0

I did a right next to him.

0:07.0

So you probably masturbated like 15 times in the last four days.

0:10.0

I did eight times in three and a half days.

0:13.0

Wow, you're so healthy.

0:14.0

I know.

0:15.0

And now, coming to the mic,

0:18.0

Nikki Garcia and Bre Garcia.

0:21.0

This is the Nikki and Bre Show.

0:25.0

All right, Bre.

0:27.0

Welcome back to the new chapter, bitch.

0:30.0

That's right.

0:31.0

What are we on week three of new chapter?

0:33.0

You know it.

0:34.0

So I think we might have popped this open last week,

0:37.0

but not the 2020 vintage.

0:39.0

So we got our new variety.

0:41.0

That's going out in the Bonita Bonita Club shipment.

0:44.0

I actually think everything's getting shipped out today.

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