Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a coming up right after this. Scientists are reporting that a six and a half ton of satellite is about to plummet to Earth.

Are you prepared?

Well, you better be.

Your odds are being hit by this thing are over one in 3,200. Think about it. Your odds are being hit by this thing are over 1 in 3200. Think about it. Your odds of winning the

powerball are less than 1 in 195 million. But you buy a ticket for that every

week, right? That's why it makes sense to invest in protecting the

safety of yourself, your family, and your property from satellite debris.

How? I'll tell you how. By purchasing the Danny Jackson anti-satellite shotgun.

That's right, you have the constitutional right to bear arms in order to defend yourself

from invading foreign forces.

That includes foreign objects falling out of the sky.

Don't wait until you're in the emergency room

getting a hunk of space junk pulled out of your ass.

Right now it's the time to act.

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W worried about a three-day waiting period? Ha ha, we don't. see heading your way. Worrying? Worry.

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Well, don't be.

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