Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today failed to mention news ping pong rally and Josh's grandma's funeral. It's all

coming up right after this. I can't believe it's another snowstorm. This winter's never going to end.

I know I wish we could afford to go somewhere warm.

Or perhaps someplace hot.

Hey, where'd you come from?

You just materialize as if spawned by a vortex of evil.

I smell burning sulfur.

Now, what's this about someplace hot?

That's right, not just warm, not just hot, but scorching.

The kind of heat that peels the skin right off your bone.

Why lay on the beach when you can recline on the shores of an unending lake of fire?

That sounds great.

Honey, don't listen to him.

I think he's talking about hell.

Hades, the River Stick, Satan's Crib, whatever you call it, it's the same vacation hot spot that everyone's talking about.

And now, thanks to Friggam all time shares, you don't have to wait to find out

of hell as part of your eternal reward. Just come for a long winter weekend.

There's always something to do. whether you like swimming in a river of

superheated vomit, being fed your own severed toes by a cackling demon, or bungee jumping

using your own large intestines as a bungee cord.

We've got it all.

Wait a minute.

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