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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Tom at a Retirement Home

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.41K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2018

⏱️ 21 minutes

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On this Bob & Tom Extra, we have comedians Frank Caliendo and Andy Beningo, and Tom's retirement home remote in Deland! Join VIP to get the full show podcast:: https://www.bobandtom.com/join-vip/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Will they find a home? Sponsored by GEICO, Jane doesn't mind an apartment with no elevator.

0:04.8

Five flights of stairs is five plates of cardio. Bob is a little less enthusiastic about stairs.

0:09.7

I hate stairs.

0:10.9

Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle renters

0:14.6

in car insurance with GEICO.

0:16.2

It's easy and they could save even more.

0:18.3

In the end, Jane and Bob found an apartment that's a four-story walkup.

0:22.2

And Bob? Yeah, there's a freight elevator she doesn't know about. What were you talking about?, we get you to work every morning on the Bob and Tom show.

0:41.0

Now every afternoon at three, we're going to post a little extra for you to get you laughing

0:45.0

on your way home or whenever you download this thing.

0:48.7

Coming up on the show today, Frank Calliendo plus comedian Andy Beningo,

0:53.3

and another live Tom remote in Deland.

0:56.6

Right after this from Haywood Banks. I have lipstick for my frontal lobe I have powder for my brain stem I have rooosh for my cerebral cortex

1:17.0

and my medulla oblongata

1:29.2

I have a brain that looks so fine sitting high atop my spine with the brain that looks this way I'll be prepared when people say make up your mind. Oh, Oh, I have a handsome hypotheramus, pretty cerebellum,

2:22.8

and my exypital lobe is mabeline.

2:27.8

Hypoallergenic.

2:31.8

I have a brain that looks so fine,

2:36.0

sitting high atop my spine

2:38.0

where you could do an autopsy

2:40.0

and open up my brain to see.

2:42.0

I've made up my brain to see.

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