Awkward Moments

Sex Nerd Sandra

Sandra Daugherty

Sexuality, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.3 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2013

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

THREESOMES, CONSPIRACY THEORY & FONDLING! Sandra searches for social certainty with comedian Guy Branum & Monica Moon. TOPICS: Bedroom Communication, Social Science, Lawyer People, Spectrum People, Defining the Awkward, Beyonce vs Jay-Z, Rules of Engagement, the Ear Trick, Non-Fiction Science, Girls vs Boys (vs People), Ambiguity, Friendship Safe Word, Making Stronger Choices, Eating the Cookie, Remembering Names, Celebrity Coaching, Threesome Fail & the Sexiest Glove Trick. Guy Branum is a writer and comedian best known for serving as "Staff Homosexual" on Chelsea Lately and his performance as Natalie Portman's sassy gay friend in No Strings Attached. Noticing a trend? He's appeared on E!, MTV, G4, CurrentTV and lots of other channels you'd need to upgrade your cable to watch. He's also a writer for the new season of Punk'd on MTV andFashion Police on E!. That means he's watched the Grammys at Joan Rivers's house. Jealous? Guy also writes for the "Gay Voices" section of The Huffington Post and occasionally makes web vidoes where he dances around without his shirt on. But mostly, Guy is very, very beautiful and good at having sex. Follow his twitter handle @GuyBranum. Follow the hilarious but awkward (and hilariously awkward) Monica Moon! Follow @SexNerdSandra on Twitter! And visit Sex Nerd Sandra's website for more sexy nerdiness!

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0:00.0	Hey, are you on team fun?
0:03.0	Just in case, I thought I'd share something I just discovered.
0:07.0	Okay, so I'm talking about Adam and Eve.com, right?
0:10.0	Because if you type in SexNurd at the the checkout you get 50% off almost any item, free shipping,
0:16.6	three free DVDs and a super secret gift.
0:19.2	And I was at Adam and Eve.com just now looking around and you know what I found?
0:24.6	Okay there is a glass dildo called icicles number 24 and I'm sorry but if you're going to name a glass dildo that you must imagine something kind of simple sleek elegant
0:36.8	This is a glass pink tentacle
0:39.8	Dildo I'm I, it's 6995, it's made of glass, it's not Pyrex, so don't boil it or freeze it, but you can
0:49.3	cool it or warm it. It's got all these bumps and textures, it's got a slight curve and it's got a
0:53.7	curly cute tail that's basically a handle I just I don't know I think it's funny
0:59.2	that's like oh look at this it's a glass dildo texture. No it's a tentacle and it's awesome
1:06.2	Anyway, um yeah go to Adam and Eve.com type in sex nerd at check out and get 50% off almost any item free
1:14.0	shipping three free DVDs and a super secret gift.
1:17.0	All right monkeys time for the podcast.
1:20.0	Now entering nerdist.com.
1:24.0	Welcome to the Sex Nerdist.
1:28.0	Welcome to the Sex Nerd Sandra Podcast.
1:32.0	Whoa, what all these kids doing in here?
1:35.0	Hey, if you're under 18, go ask your mom.
1:38.0	Now that we're alone, let's start the show.
1:45.0	Hey, before we get into the meat of this week's episode, I have an email from Kate.
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