Awful Inspirational Quotes 12/2/24
Everybody Is Awful podcast
Jim Florentine
4.6 • 560 Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2024
⏱️ 38 minutes
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The over exposure of the Kelce brothers is dicussed and then dumb inspirational quotes that don't help or inspire anyone. Check Jim out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Erie, PA, Fort Lauderdale and Key West, FL, San Diego, CA, Scranton, PA and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.
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| 0:00.0 | Fucking yuck. |
| 0:02.0 | Ooh. |
| 0:03.0 | She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese. |
| 0:07.0 | That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor. |
| 0:10.0 | You can find me on Etsy. |
| 0:12.0 | I'd rather find you dead in a ditch. |
| 0:15.0 | Horrific. |
| 0:17.0 | What the fuck do you need to say that for? |
| 0:19.0 | Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door. |
| 0:25.0 | If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move. |
| 0:28.3 | Teamwork makes the dream work. |
| 0:30.6 | No, it doesn't. |
| 0:31.8 | It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth. |
| 0:34.1 | You're not saving any time. |
| 0:35.3 | You're not in a rush. |
| 0:36.9 | Motherfucker. |
| 0:58.4 | Bro, you good? I don't like it at all. Welcome to Jim Florentine. Everybody is awful podcast. Comedy Mental Midges. At gmail.com is email. Please send me some stuff. That might be good for the podcast. Join my Patreon. You get an extra episode every week. Patreon.com slash Jim Florentine. |
| 1:04.4 | Get your everybody's awful t-shirts on my website, Jim Florentine.com. Check out my new comedy special. You can't please them all. It's up on Amazon Prime right now. And I'll be coming to |
| 1:10.4 | Morris Plains, New Jersey, Lansdale, Pennsylvania, Erie, |
| 1:13.7 | Pennsylvania, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Key West, San Diego, and Scranton, Pennsylvania, all in the next |
| 1:20.3 | month. All the dates are up on my website. All right, let's get to this week's Spots. |
| 1:28.1 | All-Podcast, awful inspirational quotes. |
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