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Jerry Jones allegedly being outraged at the Ezekiel Elliott suspension and all of that.

So that's on the table as well, to which I call bull crap about him really being outraged,

or at least to the point where Jerry Jones is going to do anything. And I think there's some wishful thinking among the fanboys of a lot of teams. And it was written on the ringer on Bill Simmons's website, which I want to point out because he's a Patriots fanboy, that this is going to take down Goddell. Jerry Jones and Robert Kraft are going to team up against Roger Gadell, which I think is patently absurd and I think that Jerry Jones and Robert Craft play into that mindset by pretending to be outraged when they're really not. That was just one of the things. But back to the phones. Sorry to do this. We will lead off this hour with Carlton and Norwell. What Carlton? Tom Brady is doomed. All the avocado ice cream in the world will not make Tom

young again in the wandering eyes of Bill Belichick. And Bill has the urge to cheat again.

This time with a younger and prettier galloping chicken,

Tom will be put out to pasture,

and the divorce will be ugly,

as Bill wants to prove that his success had little to do

with his over-the-hill quarterback.

Tom Brady is doomed. Not bad. It's glum. Yeah, he could do better. Oh, I thought he was trying to be. Tom Brady is doomed. Going for the all-powerful odds sound. We'll never make it. We're doomed. But, again, I mean, I think you're of the mind, Mass, that Belichick is looking for any provocation to make the move a quarterback. Yeah. Okay. Isn't it almost a fait of complete that Brady will give it to him? I mean, in other words, if they don't win the Super Bowl this year, it's going to be a disappointment. If they don't make it, it's a flat out underachievement. And anytime a team loses, it's pretty easy to blame a quarterback. It doesn't take much.

And, well, so we're saying that if Brady doesn't make or win the Super Bowl, and his numbers go down, which they're just destined to, does that give Belichick all he needs?

Okay, but does that put Brady in an impossible position?

Okay, but you make it sound like it's 100% black and white. There's a lot of gray in there. What if they don't win the Super Bowl, but Brady is still good and better than Garapolo? Well, you see, he's going to be better than Garapola for the next couple of years. I say, I don't think that's the equation. I think Bill has to look out at what's for the next five years.

And if I have to make the decision

now, because of the contractual situation, I have to make it now. But it's really a five-year projection. It's not a two-year projection. Oh, listen, but that was true last year, too, right? Yes. And I know that the difference now, the variable now, is that Carapolo was entering the founder of his contract.

I get all of that.

Listen, you know where I come from on this thing? And I know that the difference now, the variable now is that Garapolo is entering the founder year of his contract.

I get all of that.

Listen, you know where I come from on this thing.

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