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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Audience Questions | Bagel Order

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Before taping the monologue, our host will thoughtfully answer a handful of questions from the studio audience. In this podcast exclusive compilation, hear about Stephen's top dessert spot in NYC, go-to bagel order, and more. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Are there any questions I can answer before we get going here?

0:07.3

I saw you first, ma'am, right there.

0:08.6

Yeah.

0:09.3

What's your favorite dinosaur and why?

0:11.2

My favorite dinosaur is probably the stegosaur, because I like those fins along the back

0:17.5

and the spiky tail at the back. It was one of my favorite, like, little plastic dinosaur toys. Yeah. When I was a kid, I mean, everybody goes for triceratops or the T-Rex. Don't get me wrong. But Stegosaurus is, like, way before the T-Rex, right? Isn't there, like, almost as much difference distance between the T-Rex and the Stegasor is this between the-Rex and us or something like it's it's unbelievable what's your favorite dinosaur

0:39.9

oh my gosh thanks for asking proto-seratops so it's it's got the shield but not the

0:46.7

spines correct um and a lot of tea come on baby sell. Sell it with sizzle.

0:55.0

I love it because of Jurassic Park King Real. I can keep it in the house because it's the size of a sheep.

1:01.0

Wow. Good luck.

1:04.0

Anybody else? Yes, you. Yes, you.

1:08.0

What's your bagel order?

1:09.0

What's my bagel order? I like in everything, toasted with cream cheese, lox, caper onions, and tomato.

1:18.1

That's what I like.

1:19.5

And a cup of coffee, milk, don't talk to me until I'm done with a bagel because this is going to be almost erotic.

1:30.0

Yes. You know, yes.

1:31.4

What have you learned recently about fatherhood? What have I learned recently about fatherhood?

1:39.8

That you can get all of your children, even if they're all grown up,

1:45.9

to go on a vacation with you if you pay for the drinks.

1:53.3

Anybody else?

1:54.2

Yes, ma'am, in the blue top.

1:55.6

What's your favorite dessert spot in the nation?

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