Athlete Statues, Reviewed by Pulitzer-Winning Art Critic Jerry Saltz (PTFO Vault)

Pablo Torre Finds Out

Pablo Torre, Le Batard & Friends

Sports

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Not since the Greco-Roman period has sculpture mattered this much in sports. And Jerry Saltz — the Pulitzer Prize-winning senior art critic for New York magazine — has zero idea who Dwyane Wade is. Which is precisely why we asked the erstwhile Jewish Cowboy (we'll explain) to evaluate our athletic Bronze Age, from Michael Jordan to Cristiano Ronaldo. And that's before we get to "I Can't Believe It's Not Pablo (Butter on Gasbag, 2024)." Plus: the conscious uncoupling of art and money, sex workers in Jacksonville, how to make an enemy of envy, and why you can't be a vampire alone. (This episode originally aired December 3, 2024.) • Subscribe to Pablo's Substack for exclusive access, documents and invites https://pablo.show/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, so hello, it is me, Pablo, entering, invading even your ears because I have done something I have not done before, which is take the advice of someone who once told me that if people wish to support you financially, if they wish to support your journalism, your very strange future of journalism, meaning your newsroom,
0:22.5	your ambitions, your desire to investigate things, people don't want you to investigate.
0:27.0	You should let them.
0:28.6	And so I am.
0:30.7	On substack, my newsletter at www.pablo.com.
0:35.3	We'll put a link in the show notes of this episode.
0:37.8	I have turned on paid subscriptions.
0:39.7	And if you didn't know I have a substack, guess what?
0:42.3	It's free.
0:43.1	And that's still there for you, and it's worth it.
0:45.2	But the paid subscribers who support this show and us will get legitimately cool,
0:52.0	personalized benefits to come.
0:54.6	We will make it worth your while.
0:56.3	We are figuring out here at PTFO our post-Draft King's future.
1:01.2	And, you know, more good news on that front, I hope to come.
1:05.0	But in the meantime, Pablo.com is where you sign up.
1:08.5	Click the link in the show notes.
1:10.0	Help support us.
1:11.1	Please, thank you, thank you, thank you, on that front.
1:14.1	And this, this episode today is a handpicked episode from deep inside the PtFO Vault
1:20.8	that we sincerely hope you enjoy.
1:24.8	Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out.
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