This is a headgun podcast.

Okay, but you have to do more announcer reads, the episode number.

Oh, okay. Does it improve your show in any way?

I don't want to answer existential questions like that right now.

So can you, can you just do the announcer reads?

Sure.

Okay, here we go.

Fake the nation episode 305.

Hello, hello, this is Fake the nation where we talk about news.

We talk about culture and where we deeply roll our eyes that Elon Musk who apparently is wondering

if this Twitter deal is good for him.

I'm your host and I came for a shot and I kind of always felt like this Twitter deal would fall apart

and that Musk is maybe only in love with being a trending topic.

You know what I mean?

Like, did we really think this Twitter thing wasn't going to happen?

Anyways, today we will not talk about him.

Instead, we'll talk about the truly awful events in Buffalo will delve into the larger topic of how to handle grief

and we'll dip into a cultural grab bag that includes him bows, corporate virtue signaling and fast food astrology.

Today, oh my god, today's panel is just delectable.

Just one of the best panels.

We have rejoining our show.

You've heard him here many times before.

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