Astronauts (Live from Melb Fringe)

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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In which our heroes chuck on their space suits, count down from ten, and rocket into space as we discuss astronauts.Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadDuscher: twitter.com/dusch13Zoe: twitter.com/zoesanspants

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0:00.0	Sand Spans Radio Drinking from the tallest cup at a party.
0:04.0	Hey everyone, sorry for this shitty recording, but we're in a small town with a name I don't know how to pronounce, with a lovely view of, I want to say, a heath.
0:14.0	Anyways, this episode was recorded as part of Melbourne Fringe, and if we've organised everything perfectly, we'll be available to watch on our YouTube channel, Sand's Pants Cinemascope.
0:25.1	Anyways, I'm going to go and try and fight a horse, so wish me luck.
0:30.0	Hey everybody. I welcome to a very special live episode of Shut Up a second.
0:36.6	I'll take that one clap.
0:38.2	That's good.
0:40.2	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:41.8	I'm Zoe Bellotto.
0:42.7	And I'm Joel Dusha.
0:43.7	And today's topic is astronauts.
0:47.2	Space.
0:48.0	Houston, I have an itchy nose.
0:53.7	What What animal do you think would make the best astronaut?
1:00.6	And I don't mean like what animal would be the best to just fuck off in a rocket.
1:04.0	What animal would make the best one to professionally put in a suit and go find out about space for us?
1:09.5	Octopi.
1:10.4	War, a lot of arms. A lot of arms can touch a lot of things. Suction for outside the spaceship problems. Seems like the people who invented, oh no, I thought we had magnet boots, but we don't do it. Well, not yet. But if we have the technology to send an octopus into space, I reckon we have the technology for magnet boots. No, no, but that's a fallacy. because if we have the... If we have Magnibuibupe, we don't need to send on octopus into space. I reckon we have the technology for magnetobos. No, no, but that's a fallacy.
1:27.7	Because if we have the...
1:28.3	If we have magnet boots, we don't need to send octopoeia in space. Don't send an octopus up. You're already good. If you magnetize the... Hold on. The bottom of an octopus's legs got the suckers, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, so they're exposed to the vacuum of space. What we do is we just invent a little helmet.
1:45.2	Okay.
1:45.8	Just a little that goes over the octopies head that suctions in on his sides. You know why that kills the octopus? Is an octopus's mouth this underneath? That's like, say that octopoe... Oh, it breathed in space. Now it's dead. Also, like, if you were to just stick... Zoe, I don't know if you're aware, but like, said that october. Oh, it breathed in space.
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