ASoS 22: Keep Wine Precious

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2013

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

The Arya VIII and Jaime VI chapters of George R.R. Martin's "A Storm of Swords" are discussed. Red and Ivan talk Gendry's ignorance, Railroad getting women into bed, the new Boing Boing readers, Aenys Frey, Ivan's review of Square Inc's cafeteria, Lannister ambition, Jaime dream interpretation, Brienne's poor record as a bodyguard, Vargo and the Kingthlayer.

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0:00.0	I've got my rain wine and my basket weaving business.
0:03.6	Those are the only two things I ever need.
0:05.5	D'Dun-Dun-Dun-Duh-Duh-Nah-Duh
0:09.5	Map, moving buildings, flying, the river crossing.
0:15.0	Oh no!
0:18.0	Over the sea!
0:20.0	Horses over the sea! See! And as... This is Boers Goran Swords, a member of the Boing Boing Podcast Network.
0:34.0	And don't you forget it, motherfuckers. We're rolling hard. We got Jenny Jardin. We got
0:38.6	Jason Weisberger. We got Mark Frunpholder. I was all rolling hard, all caring heat.
0:45.0	I've met him in person.
0:46.4	I've read his name probably 20,000 times and I feel it's too late to ask him how his name
0:50.0	is pronounced.
0:51.0	I know you have to just always say, hey Mark?
0:54.0	Hey, yeah, has it going Mark?
0:56.0	And then try and pause as awkwardly as possible after you said that.
0:59.0	Listen, how many times do you ever say a person's last name to them?
1:02.0	Normally I say, he's going to notice
1:03.9	because I say everybody else's last name.
1:05.6	It's like how I walk up and I'm like,
1:07.2	hello Ivan Hernandez.
1:09.2	And I'm always like, hello, Guy.
1:12.3	I don't use people's names. It's a power move.
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