ASoS 12: Hodor, King of The Seven Kingdoms

Boars, Gore, and Swords

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🗓️ 15 September 2013

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Daenerys II and Bran II. 3rd Chair Kelly Anneken joins Ivan and Red as Dany goes slave shopping and Bran gets metaphorical. Incredibly Weezer parody by Ser Daniel Preston.

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0:00.0	I can't even grab all my nipples because I only have two hands.
0:04.0	My right hand is so far away from me.
0:11.0	I need help to eat and dress and pee.
0:19.0	I can never catch things unless they're on my left my hand is hanging around my hand is hanging
0:38.0	around my neck.
0:40.0	I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez here with Kelly Anakin.
0:44.1	Oh wow we're gay!
0:46.1	Oh my God!
0:47.1	When you listen when you change the formula that I don't know what to do.
0:50.6	I also did not know I had my microphone pointed away from my face. She was
0:55.2	very ready to not come in for at least like two to three more minutes. I had a
0:59.2	bunch of breathing exercises I was planning to do. This is just... She was going to go into a whole bunch of unique New York's and
1:07.4	Red leather yellow leather
1:10.0	Red yellow red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather is that it no
1:16.9	What wait what did you know red leather yellow leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather.
1:22.8	Red leather yellow leather.
1:25.4	That's terrible.
1:26.3	What to do to die today at a quarter of two to two.
1:28.9	What to do to die today, to die, da da da da da.
1:31.5	Nope.
1:32.5	You just flunked out of a BFA acting program.
1:36.2	Well, I'm just going to continue relying on my beautiful voice
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