ASoS 10: The Neck Beard and Haunted Castles

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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🗓️ 2 September 2013

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Tyrion III and Catelyn III. Ivan and Red discuss ending lives with a button, text drops, King Balon Greyjoy, The Neck Beard, Guest Right and Trader Joe's Pizzas, and in the end they discuss concerts attended recently.

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0:00.0	If you own a haunted castle and you're not already getting laid,
0:05.4	we've just given you the technique.
0:07.6	Maps. Moving buildings.
0:15.0	Flying.
0:16.0	Flying.
0:17.0	A newer things.
0:20.0	A newer things.
0:21.0	The river crossing of Noh. New Things, the River Crossing I'm known.
0:28.6	Over the sea, losses over the sea.
0:31.6	Offes over the sea.
0:34.0	The Game of Thrones,
0:37.0	Shall be Dyes.
0:39.0	The Game of Thrones.
0:41.0	Shall be Dyes.
0:42.0	The Game of Thrones. So shambi dies, the game of thrones shambi dies.
0:45.0	I'm Red Scott. And I'm Red Scott.
0:51.0	And I'm Ivan Hernandez. This is Boys Going Swords and today we're recording right above a hip-hop dance club.
0:57.5	It's louder than it could be. Oh yeah, it's louder than it should be. I, listen, I love San Francisco and I love homosexuals,
1:08.0	but their love of techno music disgust me.
1:11.0	This podcast will be done entirely in character as the original Grumfield men.
1:18.0	Why do these kids have to be playing all of their technological music these days?
1:24.5	And with George Burns, I don't know who we'd get for George Burns.
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