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Music Robin Hood Financial is not a bank. Hello and welcome to a total soccer show automobile special. My name is Darrell Grove and I'm joined by the man behind the wheel. His name is Taylor Rockwell. Hello. Hello, Darrell's mother instructed me to keep both hands on the wheel at all times. So I'm going to do my best to do that while talking. And pay attention to the road. Yes. That's what she said. gest not start gesticulating wildly and turn to face you. And then we drive off the road and that's the end of that. Please do not. So we are on the way to Baltimore for the United Soccer Coaches Convention. And we thought this would be a great time to do annual. I'm going to call it annual. Ask us anything special. Is it an annual thing now? Is that what you've decided? We've done it one year in a row so far. Once you do it a second year, it's annual. Sure. So we're aware that this could seem self-indulgent. If you're a new listener and you're like four episodes in, maybe you started listening when we joined the Atlantic. You're thinking, these guys are doing...

Do we join the Atlantic, too?

Oh, did I say that?

Yeah, I believe you did. Oh, I made the classic mistake. When we joined the Athletic, you might be wondering why we're doing a whole episode answering personal questions. We just do this once a year. We don't do this every four days. Right, right. That would be weird. We've done a Reddit, Reddit AMA, so maybe some of these answers will be on there as well.

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