Oh, fuck. Oh, sorry. Well, welcome to the first episode of I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Stupidly, a guy called Adam Hamwey, what a call him out personally by name told me I need to do this on my own.

I don't know what I'm doing. So I thought I'd just have some booze and just try and wing this. But

because this is my podium and I get to say anything I want because it's my show and nobody else is here,

I want to let you guys know brutally what the real version team told me there would not be

because I think it's important to know the hardship that involves doing a show like this. Firstly,

no slash Bennington, no lovely Maggie, no paper-handed princess Elaine, and no Nico, the voice of calm.

So there's nobody here to help me. I'm on my own trying to figure out how to help to run a YouTube

channel, people sending me notes on Slack and a bunch of Google Drive messages, which I don't

even know how to operate. I'm also not allowed any flunkies, no hot and cold running towels, no

troop of dewarf massers, no ice carriers or personal semeliers, no Botox injections or hair

coughing, no wind machines blowing a gentle breeze to rustle my hair in the manner of an 80 style

wham video. And frankly, I'm outraged, but it's a fucking recession out there, people. We will have

to do our thing to destroy demand. So I'm going to destroy the demand of our YouTube channel

out of spite for my shoddy treatment. So they not know who I am. So anyway, let's fucking go,

give me what you've got, and please subscribe to the YouTube channel. We're not doing this for fun

where we're kind of are, but I'd love you to subscribe and also hit the like button because

it should be a bit of a laugh. So questions, there's about a million questions going on on YouTube

right now. So I'm going to just go straight into these. So the first question is

hello from Thailand, I'm sure you'll do just fine. That's not much of a question.

Cheers from Beirut Lebanon. Okay, any question would be useful here. I'm going to

answer a question that I got sent on a Google doc if I know how to operate it.

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