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Low Life Podcast. I'm your Flamin' Hot and Spicy Tahin Rim Likkin Crystal Light Drinking

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I'm so happy to be here with you today. There is no place I'd rather be than right here

with my low lifeers. This is my safe place. This is where I go to let it all hang out.

I just love being here. It's always a highlight of my week. Full disclosure, I was supposed

to have a guest this week. Yeah, that didn't happen. I just wasn't in the right head space.

I actually canceled on the guest. Well, didn't cancel. I postponed it for another time.

I just wasn't in the right head space. Oh yeah, I was feeling so off. All right, let's

get into it. Mental health wise, I was feeling great until I wasn't. I've so much to catch

up with you on my low lifeers. Okay, let's just circle back, dial it back a bit, take

you to Friday of last week. So Friday of last week, I was very excited for the Easter

weekend. Lots of festivities happening over the weekend. My cousin was flying in on Friday.

Saturday, I was throwing her a birthday bash and Sunday Easter Sunday. And that's a huge

deal in our house. The Queen loves her some Easter. It's the equivalent to Christmas

in our house. For her specifically, she loves it. Now I love it too. Not because we're

super religious. I mean, I'm sure that's a component. We do believe in Jesus Christ.

But the main part of Easter that we love is the food, the celebratory feeling vibe of

spring. Spring has sprung. Beautiful flowers. It's great, delicious food. And it's an opportunity

for our family to get together in the spring. And I don't know which is love it. My mom

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