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I claimed like three months and then I got tired and I just sent it in.

My name is Hans Kim. I'm 34 years old. I'm based out of Austin, Texas and this is my financial audit.

First of all, I thought you were a lot younger, but that's just because you like look younger, but I was going to be really impressed if this was you, if this is what you were doing in like your mid-20s. No. During your mid-30s. Yeah. It's still exciting. It took a long road to get to pay $14,000 for large purchases. So what do you do here in Austin for a living?

Stand-up comedy. I travel outside of Austin to make money and then I come back and spend it here.

I'm like a reverse. You don't make any money in Austin. I make a little bit, but not really.

Most of my money is from the small towns and cities that I'm pilfering. Small towns and cities? You don't get the big boys? I think I get the big boys sometimes. Yeah. But I was in Springfield, Missouri. You're mostly known for, for, uh, at least exposed from Kill Tony. Uh-huh. Do you make anything from being on Kill Tony? I plead the fifth.

This dude told me he wanted to talk income before coming on here.

And the first question about income you don't want to tell me?

Well, that's not really to do with me.

I'm really going to reveal anything about me.

Wait, what?

Not about, you know, the thing that made me.

So you're not allowed to tell me how much money you make from there?

Yeah.

Okay.

Is it survivable?

Okay.

All right.

Well, how much money do you make on the road?

One weekend.

Probably, like, an average weekend is like $10,000.

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