Ascension Part 12 – The Shepherd (Philadelphia)

The Glass Cannon Podcast

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Games, Comedy, Leisure, Hobbies, Improv

4.9 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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0:00.0	You are listening to the Glass Cannon Network, the premier source for role-playing game entertainment. Oh! Oh! Yeah! Oh!
0:21.6	Oh!
0:23.6	Oh!
0:24.6	Oh!
0:25.6	Oh! Oh! I'm back, baby,
0:38.3	I'm back, baby!
0:42.5	How we doing, Philadelphia?
0:49.3	Merry Christmas.
1:02.9	A, uh, I haven't told this story yet, but a vagrant sucker punched me in the face last night.
1:03.5	What?
1:04.3	What?
1:06.0	On the streets of Philadelphia.
1:07.6	Was it, was it Joe?
1:09.2	What's, yeah, it was Joe?
1:10.9	The flyers lost.
1:11.3	He came out.
1:13.3	Started hitting randos.
1:17.2	No, I lived in New York City for 20 plus years.
1:18.8	You know how many times I got punched in the face?
1:19.6	Zero!
1:23.4	I'm forced to come to this cesspool once a year.
1:26.3	That's because nobody in New York knew what a piece of shit you are.
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