Panoply.

The following podcast contains explicit language.

Let's go back in time. It's last summer. And back then I was getting ready to

relaunch this podcast and I had a boyfriend. That's Mike. And at the time we knew things were ending. He didn't ever want to have kids and I was trying to figure out if that was a plan I could go along with.

So even though this was all I was thinking about, I didn't really have anyone to talk about it with.

My friends would just say that that sounds hard, and for the most part my family's always just let me figure this out on my own.

So I found myself talking about it. Let me figure this out on my own.

So I found myself talking about it with total strangers. I'm Ferdinand and this is Claudia.

This is definitely out of my comfort zone.

We're standing outside of ABC Studios and they're there

to audition for the television show The Bachelor. We're going to pose as

swingers from New Jersey that are married... For ratings, for ratings. We even came up with fake names.

So Ferdinand and Claudia, even though they just met in line,

they seem like old friends.

What about you?

Why don't you join the line?

You know, I got a spotot Grisio with your name?

Oh, you guys are so nice. No, I'm in a relationship and have boyfriend stuff.

And then, Cloudy asked me something that no one had ever said to me before.

Is it forever?

The Bachelor is obsessed with this word, forever.

Contestants are always looking for their forever love.

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