"As Good Place As It Gets" (with Kristen Bell )

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Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.6 • 10K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The Good Place's Kristen Bell is the first of Kara's Top White Women list to join the panel! Plus, Cardi B turns herself in to the NYPD and turns heads with an impromptu photo shoot, Kanye West continues campaigning for Trump, Lindsay Lohan tries kidnapping children, The Trump family and Gavin Newsom feud reaches exhausting heights, and which two hosts of Keep It don't love Hocus Pocus?!

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0:00.0	Music
0:08.0	Welcome to a spooky episode of Q-Fing.
0:13.0	They're all spooky.
0:14.0	It's October.
0:15.0	It's Halloween, almost.
0:18.0	Louis, how can I tell you?
0:19.0	I walked in this morning and Louis complimented my outfit and you know why it's one of my fall looks.
0:25.0	Oh my god, I'm being trapped.
0:27.0	Which is why.
0:28.0	You're just like a compliment against me.
0:30.0	I am. I am.
0:31.0	Which is why you liked it so much.
0:32.0	Yes. Well, let's just say something.
0:33.0	I mean, do you not think October is a tragic time when white people try to wear orange?
0:37.0	I mean, it's just a sad time.
0:39.0	Picture me an orange.
0:40.0	You're already crying.
0:41.0	I mean, if we didn't like things because white people ruined them.
0:45.0	There'd be nothing like that.
0:46.0	I would say truly.
0:47.0	I'd be at a task.
0:49.0	We'd be down to like plants.
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