We are back with an all new episode of Keep It.

I'm Ira Madison the third.

I'm Louis Jones Striseand.

I hope you enjoy my 1,795 page

tome.

I wrote it in Beige and Oker, Inc. to match my living room.

Guys, the Barbara's Dry Sand Memorial is out. I cannot believe it. It's only 75 years in the making

or however long it's been.

Lewis, what have you read that much ever?

I honestly would love to know from myself.

I want to interview myself Edward R. Murrow style and ask when I've ever had the ambitions to read like this.

Sincerely, I'm reading fiction for the first time in ages, the secret history by Donna Tarp,

loving it, really exciting.

Except...

Yes, quite. I am so slow at it. It totally takes me a long time to get through very clear

writing just because I'm so used to like reading things for trivia facts that I can you know spit out at parties and stuff and when it's just somebody describing a classroom for a page I'm like I can't do anything with this nobody's gonna care

So what's interesting about Donna Tardis, she went to college

with Brett Easton Ellis.

There's this podcast called Once Upon a Time

at Bentington College, which digs into the years

that she, Brett, and Jonathan Letham sort of went to school together and the

conceit is that a lot of their novels are sort of based on, they're like Romana Clefts.

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