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All right, let's get to the clips.

Come up first. We have Adam Crolla Show 827, featuring Arsenio Hall, Dave Damasek, Alison Rosen, and Brian from 2012. Welcome to show her, buddy. Good day, Allison Rosen.

Hello, Adam Carolla.

Good day, ball, Brian.

Diamond earrings.

That's right.

Diamond earrings!

That was Dave when Oprah was having her players ball, and she'd be giving away shit to everybody,

and they're all just going nuts and running around. And all the people she was giving away shit to everybody and they'll just go nuts and running around and all the

people she was giving away shit to were already rich so it made it that much worse um I'm holding this

pen in front of me there's a couple things I want to get into our senior's going to call in and a couple of

few we'll talk about a celebrity apprentice coming up ooh lots to talk to talk about. Wait a minute. What's the show airing? Tomorrow. Oh, okay, good. Good, I got that one figured up. I got this pen. I just grabbed it from Matt, the Porcelain Punisher, Fondoliers. Now? Yeah. And it's... You know, we know we're going to end up.

I'm just saying... It's probably already been in the bathroom. It's weird. Now, everything's dry, but it's been chewed on. Yeah. It almost doesn't matter. No, it's not just so people can visualize it. This is not just a pen that has bite marks on it. The little clippy thing is at a complete 90 degree angle to the pen.

And it's just...

It's like a pen with an erection.

It's disfigured because it's spooned out as well.

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