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What a weekend for both kinds of football await? I don't know if you've heard, but the Super Bowl,

essentially the Sunday's late cap to Liverpool and Manchester City's battle to prove themselves to themselves.

Who will inherit the club in crisis battle next?

Is Manchester United welcoming Tottenham, the single footballing class, which most resembles an episode of celebrity rehab,

and quadruple hunting arsenal? That's what they're called now.

Welcome Sunderland for their latest psychodrama,

aka the Granite Jacka Memorial Derby.

Can you imagine the hubbub right now if old Granny wasn't injured?

And to delve into all of this and more,

and to explain why pundits are now claiming Arsenal season

will be a failure unless they win the Super Bowl checks notes. It's a joy to break down. All you need to know about the weekend's gripple, grapple to come. It's the Crown Prince of Harrier. A-up, Mr Rory Smith. The Super Bowl is the one thing they can't win, Rodge. They can't win it. Well, why can't they? It's that kind of mental limit that's going to hold you back in life, son.

I want you to know.

We're making score predictions at the end of this show every week.

I love hearing from you at home about what you think.

But, Roe, I've never asked you, how confident are you in your score predictive abilities?

I mean, I would say somewhere between not at all and a tiny bit.

Yeah, certain games.

That's pretty confident for an English person, by the way.

Certain, that is as confident as we ever get about anything.

I think certain games are a little bit easy.

You might be able to kind of tell that, bar in a miracle,

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