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Garnat chose Toe, Declan Rice at the Far Post,

Johnny Evans' deflection and Arsenal squeeze pass,

Manchester United at the Emirates, a healthy dose

of hat tricks in the Premier League this weekend,

Hume Min's son having a lot more fun than last year,

Erling Harland, having exactly the same amount as

and Evan Ferguson giving off strong Harry Kane vibes.

Go on, Garroth, steal him from underbarries, watchful gays.

Is it fair for someone of Thiago Silva's age

to have to play against Tyroy or Wanyu,

a great win for Forest at Stapha Bridge?

Liverpool look great,

and there's an apology to Chef and United in Everton,

categorically, not the worst game of all time.

Of course, there's a bit of var,

a huge Monday night football to look forward to,

your questions, and that's Today's Guardian football weekly.

On the panel today, Barry Glen Denning, welcome.

Hello, Max.

Hello, Lucy Ward.

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