Exit the Palace of Westminster walk across New Palace Yard, enter Westmister Station, tap on and take the district line four stops to South Canada. Mr.

Tapp on and take the district line four stops to South Kensington.

Transfer onto the Piccadilly line to Heathrow Terminal 4.

After 14 stops, mine the gap, get off, watch for card clash check in, head through security and turn right.

There's a W.H. Smith or a boot just there where you should buy some snacks.

It's going to be a long trip.

Just make sure you don't miss your flight.

If you miss your flight, you're going to arrive a week late.

Please don't miss your flight.

Board your flight on time.

It's Air France Flight 1581 at 1130 a.m. to Paris Charles de Gaulle Terminal 2 after a speedy hour in the air crossing the channel,

arrive and get off the plane.

You have a four hour and 55 minute layover.

Buy a baget or a croissant or something French, kill some time, then bored airfranes flight 76 at 6.30 p.m.

Take off, find some good movies, and eat your airplane food. It's free, don't complain.

Drink some fully caffeinated coffee or tea. You need to stay up as long as possible to fight off jet lag.

After 11 sleepless hours, your plane will touch down at LAX.

Get off, go through customs, pick up your bag and check it right back in.

It's weird U.S. customs regulations.

Head through security, enter the terminal, and pick up some more food.

There's a terrible KFCs or a decent P.F. Changs.

Board the same plane, still Air France flight 76, and take off at 1240 a.m. Now you may sleep.

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