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Guaranteed Human. It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Let's go around the room. What's on your mind? Danielle, what's going on in your head? Do you guys remember when I came to you with that new apple, the wild twist apple? Yes. And I said it was like a cross between a Honeycrisp and like a creepos pink or a pink lady, whatever. Yeah.

I can't find these damn apples anymore. Really? I am searching for them. I have been looking them up online. When I order my groceries, I look through all the apples. When I go to the store, I look through all the apples. I don't understand. Did not enough people like them?

Well, hey, you know apples.

Scotty B.

You're the apple expert.

Yeah.

I mean, aren't they seasonal? I mean, they're here, then they're not? Yeah, and I know which one she's talking about. Those are also regional. Usually don't see those here at all. So you were very lucky. That's with the red inside, right? Yes, that's so good.

They are delicious, but very short time frame,

and we're lucky we saw them at all.

Next year.

Scotty, why can't you just go into the apple industry? Because you seem to be very well-versed. I would like to. I love apples. Why do you know so much about apples? I'm a produce guy. He knows a lot about fruit. He does. I'm a produce guy. I'm a produce guys. Scotty. All right. well, you're a special guest today. Scotty, what's on your mind today? Okay. So I found a bunch of old photo albums at my parents' house the other day, and I was flipping through it. Most of them brought me smiles and happiness, but a few of them reminded me of childhood traumas. So I'm thinking maybe we should get rid of old pictures that cause us trauma so we don't, you know, go through it again. Like I found this picture of me with my Chips Big Wheel and my baseball kid pitching machine that I had when I was about four or five years old. And I recall riding my Chips Big Wheel down the block. And the neighbor kid picked it up and threw it on the ground and cracked it and it broke. And I cried for days and days and days and days. And so it makes me really sad when I see it in its full form, not being broken, and just the memories of the sadness that it brought me when I was a kid. I just want to get rid of that picture. Wow, I can feel your angst from here. Yeah. There were two toys that were broken. I was a kid. My dad broke my pickup peat because I wrote it on his grass. He threw it over the fence and broke that thing also. Oh my God. Did he did that? Dad rage is so funny to me. Dad's just do crazy things sometimes. His dad, his dick rage. Yeah. I remember he was in his undershirt and his cut off jeans shorts and I wrote on his

grass which he took such great care of and he said, you get that out of here and he threw it over the face. Aw, dick. Trauma. Dick, Dick, Dick. Trauma. Producer Sam, what's up with you? All right. I expect some interesting answers with this spread of personalities. but have any of you ever gotten detention as a kid for like a dumb reason?

Not a good reason.

Yes. expect some interesting answers with this spread of personalities, but have any of you ever gotten detention as a kid for like a dumb reason? Not a good reason. A dumb reason. Okay. Good, Scotty. I can't wait. I got detention one time in grade school because I was such a goody-to-shoes, and it was because I had a substitute teacher and I didn't get my test signed. I got an A-minus on a test, and I came in and I forgot my mom's's signature and she gave me detention. And I was mortified because it's an all-glass room that they put you in right in front of the cafeteria. So the kids just like stare at you in shame. Oh, he's awful. Oh, my God. It's an A-minus and I'm still not over it. My mom and I were just forge the signature. Oh, I don't forge signatures, babe. Goody two shoes, remember? So, yeah, that was my

dumb detention story. My mom and I were talking about. Do you have a dumb one, Nate? I have one. My brother and I were driving to high school, and we got stuck in a snow bank because it was snowing. They didn't cancel school. We were late to school. We got detention for being late.

Like you had anything to do with the snow?

It was germane.

It's not fair.

Not cool. Scotty had one. I want to hear Scotty's. This could be pretty good. Yeah, well, there was an empty locker next to mine. So a bunch of my friends and I, we would get rotten food and fruit from the supermarket that was on sale, you know, the old produce and jars of things with no labels.

And during class, we would go the old produce and jars of things with

no labels. And during class, we would go in the hallway and we would drop them down the stairwell

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