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And now, with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus, do it.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

And you know when I named this segment, it was an ironic thing.

You know, talk about the little things in the world and act as if they were a species ending.

You know, Obama was president, and we were on an upward climb out of the Great Recession.

And B. Rock was an awesome president and a better human being, and you can tell that by his wife.

That's right. Beyonce wishes she was Michelle Obama. That's how badass that girl is.

And now we're here.

Currently, here's what's happening.

There is a virus named after some people's favorite beer, Corona ESA, and it's slowly

taken over the world and killing us at a 2 to 3% rate.

Now, on a planet of 7 billion, that's around 200 million people.

On top of that, NASA announced a couple days ago that a comet or a meteor or an

asteroid will probably miss us. You know, NASA giving us just a two-day warning on an asteroid gives me

hemorrhoids. This is the agency that tells us they found a galaxy 14 billion light years away

and then shows us a headshot of that galaxy. Yet for some reason, they don't notice a planet killing human ending rock flying through space

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