Aria asks: What if monsters were made of carpet? (Remastered)

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Cthunkle, Squiderella, and Scully think they must scare chickens to get eggs from them. Could there be a better way? Find out in this extra whacky April Fools’ story.

Lessons include: Kindness and cooperation can be much more effective than being loud and scary; messing with technology you don’t understand can be dangerous.

This remastered story originally aired on April 1st, 2019.

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0:00.0	Grown-ups, I'm here today with Fred the Dog to talk to you about Spotify for podcasters.
0:05.6	Want to make a podcast, but maybe your tongue is longer than your mouth and it makes recording a lot of work.
0:11.6	Well, Spotify's got a platform that makes it all super easy. You can
0:15.2	record and edit right from your phone or computer. Then distribute your podcast to
0:20.0	Spotify and everywhere else, podcasts are heard.
0:23.3	You can even do video podcasts, like if you have a really cute talking dog, maybe.
0:29.4	And I love using Spotify's Q&A to talk directly with my listeners.
0:34.0	Plus with Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in lots of ways.
0:38.0	Is that the thing humans need?
0:40.0	Yes, and you can include ads and podcast subscriptions, all totally free.
0:45.6	Mr. Eric would have a hard time doing this show without me.
0:49.2	And without Spotify for podcasters.
0:51.3	Oh, right, yeah.
0:52.0	Download the Spotify for podcasters. Oh, right, yeah. Download the Spotify for podcasters app
0:54.4	or go to W.W. dot Spotify.com slash podcasters
0:58.9	to get started. What if kittens paid the glockage beer?
1:09.0	What if you were the unicorns were real?
1:12.0	What if you could fly all? Corns were real. Only.
1:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
1:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
1:20.0	What if world?
1:22.0	What if World? World, this to What If World, the show where your questions and ideas inspire
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