Ari Shaffir - HoneyJew

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Larson, Sickler, Ryan, Comedy, Feast, Crabfeast, Jay, Comedy Interviews, Crab, Storytelling, Honeydew, Podcast

4.9 • 9.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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My HoneyDew this week is Ari Shaffir! Ari Highlights the Lowlights of his experiences backpacking through international countries! Being stuck in a restricted area of Myanmar, hiking through South East Asia with no connections, and getting paired with an unfortunate partner along the way!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, the Night Pants Nation tour continues. October 23rd, Baltimore, Maryland, one night
0:05.2	only. There's already a low ticket count going to have to add a show so get on those tickets
0:09.6	now. October 28th, Brea, California, November 12th and 13th, Arlington, Virginia. Get your
0:16.2	tickets now at RyanSickler.com. I'm comedian Ryan Sickler and this is my stepson, Derek Crawford.
0:23.7	While we were on quarantine, class might have been out but school was still in session. Let's go.
0:30.8	Very serious business. You have lives, especially this one in your literal hands and feet.
0:37.2	There was like a whole country road and it had an awesome hild and jump. Jumping in the forest?
0:41.9	Yes, dude. We jumped this shit out of it. Oh, no, hold on a minute. Look at, look at a low-haw.
0:48.8	Woo! The virus, y'all. Just heavy on the brakes. I mean, Jesus, cry. Stay in your lane. You're
0:56.6	herky jerky with turns. You look like Patrick Mahomes sister Patricia. This hair is beautiful.
1:03.2	You look like Saddie Mahomes, bro. Paddy! You've got the runner red light. It's going to be red.
1:09.6	There it is. Hey, Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! The cops come in. They're pepper spray and everybody. Come on,
1:20.5	we can't get arrested. The F-building is either used for fighting or for smoking.
1:26.4	Smoke and what? Fake. What a dim world world. Hey, thank you for taking me out of driving, man.
1:33.0	It means a lot. You got lucky, bro. You could have had a real piece of shit. Instead, you got a
1:38.0	pretty decent piece of shit. Go all the way down to Lincoln and up ocean parking. Not for you,
1:44.0	going. We'll right through a crosswalk. We'll get four over. Please! That was really good.
1:51.9	This is not going for my anxiety. This is Learners for Mid.
1:56.1	The Honey Do with Ryan Sickler. Welcome back to the Honey Do, y'all. We're over here doing it.
2:15.1	In the Night Pants studios, I'm Ryan Sickler, Ryan Sickler.com, Ryan Sickler on all social media.
2:21.0	Make sure you go to my website, get your tickets to the Night Pants Nation tour, make sure you
2:26.3	subscribe to the YouTube and the Patreon. If you or someone you know has a story that has to
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