The Bird Show.

Mikey, did you know it was going to be a punishment going into it?

Yeah.

Oh, you did? You knew how bad it was?

Yeah, I didn't want to watch Twilight.

The problem is I pick every show or movie we watched, so I had to pay the Piper,

and she said Twilight.

I tried to wiggle out of it, but I knew my time had come to an end and I had to watch it.

And how long have you and your girlfriend been together? Like two years or something?

Even as a woman who thoroughly enjoyed Twilight in my formative years, aka when I was 11, 12, and 13,

I can still say in hindsight, that is one of the worst movies of all time.

Like, when you watch it after your frontal lobe develops, you realize just how terrible the writing is.

It was like a train, train crash?

Train crash, I couldn't take my eyes off of it.

It was so bad.

Now, here's the thing.

I've been trying to work on myself, you see, and not trash things that people like,

because maybe it wasn't made for me. Okay. So you're taking on the philosophy, and we've spoken

about this, and this is going to be now hard to come down on it, even though it isn't really

about it. You're like, you know what? She likes it. She loves it. I'm not going to yuck her yum. Well, maybe this was made for a 13-year-old girl.

And so I'm not in a place where I should trash this movie.

But one of the worst movies ever made in the history of man, horrible thing to watch.

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