Hello and welcome to Nintendo Voice Chat presents Talk of the Kingdom. I'm your host, Brian

Alzhano, along with my incredible crew of Zelda Obsessives, Casey DeFreetis, Seth

Macy, Cat Bailey, and Rebecca Valentine. Hello. It's Zelda. Hi. We're doing it. Did something

break? No, I'll keep going. This week on Talk of the Kingdom, we are cheating our way through

tears of the kingdom. We are. No, we're not. Are we? Are any of us? I would never. Okay, well,

legally, you have to tell me so I can throw you into the prison beneath the castle. You're all

in deep, deep trouble. After that, we're talking about the best and weirdest weapon fusions

we've seen out there so far. And then we're chatting about our favorite NPCs and side stories

in tears of the kingdom. There are so many good ones. And finally, dungeons and shrines are

back. And we need to talk about those two. But first, tears of the kingdom has been out

for two whole weeks now. We're all extremely obsessed with it. I want to hear some adventure

stories. Reb, let's start with you. I heard by you telling everyone on social media that

you returned to the wonderful world of coffee after taking a long break from it because of

this game. Please explain. Gosh, yeah. I, I mean, I guess this is like weirdly personal,

but I didn't. I put you on blast. No, no, it's fine. I've stopped drinking caffeine for

like months and months because it was triggering migraines. And I am now mercifully, hopefully,

free of those thanks to the power of medical science. Wonderful stuff. Like six weeks,

no migraines. Good stuff. All right. So, you know, we're starting to like test boundaries,

right? So like, maybe I'm doing things that previously would have triggered migraines.

So like I'm indulging in movie theater popcorn, which previously triggered migraines,

maybe having a little caffeine as a treat. But I'm trying to keep it pretty sparing because

I hate migraines and I don't want to accidentally start one. But tears of the kingdom, I, I

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