Are You A Half Virgin?

A Girl and Her Mother-In-Law

Allisa

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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In this episode, Liss and Geri, catch up and give their advice on your guy's situations! We hope you enjoy, sit down, and have a nice drink. Send questions, topics you'd like to hear, advice you may want, or really anything you wanna tell us. You can send it as a regular email, video, or audio message. Please send to [email protected]

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0:16.0	What's popping everybody welcome back to a girl and
0:18.0	her mother alone. What happened? I forgot.
0:20.0	Eh possa.
0:22.0	I've fucking forgot. You forgot you guys down. What's
0:25.0	a-a-sa? I've fucking forgot. And I saw your face realize when I started saying,
0:27.0	I fucking forgot. Okay? All right. I just forgot. I just forgot.
0:32.0	I've been preoccupied, like like just got a lot of shit and I forgot to try to be creative
0:36.7	You know what she's writing it down for next week I'm not actually I was just squiggling my lines doodling.
0:43.4	I was doodling.
0:44.4	Fucking, all right, look, next page, turn the page, Jerry,
0:47.5	next time, learn another language, okay?
0:50.0	We're sick of you forgetting.
0:51.4	I know.
0:52.4	Welcome back, everybody. How about we challenge Alyssa and have. were sick of you forgetting. I know.
0:53.0	How about we challenge Alyssa and have her say the whole intro in a different language.
0:57.0	What's pop in everybody?
0:58.0	Welcome back to a girl and?
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	Learn that whole thing. I took Spanish for four years and all I could say is fucking olaqamista.
1:09.2	I didn't listen to somebody and pick up more words, but I can't fucking speak it. I cheated my way through Spanish, but that's another story
1:19.8	She says you hear her just cheated her way through
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