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Greetings everybody. Welcome to the football rabble. My name's Marcus Bellagim.

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Oh, hello everybody. Yeah, football ramble time. Come on now. Jim.

There's a big smile on your face. Yeah, there is. Pull your trousers up and we'll talk about

half the versus Chelsea in just a minute. But before we do that, big venga, many's gun guns.

They marks his 20th anniversary in charge of it. Those guns were loaded, man. They were firing at

will clips everywhere. They were shooting to thrill and they just arsenal, yeah, they celebrated his

20th anniversary in wonderful fashion. I was very pleased for venga because like we say, he's been

handed a damp squib more than once for his anniversary. This is partly his own fault. He could

affect it. Yeah, to be fair. Like some sort of like anniversary present after 15 years of a dead

marriage. His own fault as well. But anyway, I'm not taking it away from him because you had a good

time this time, right? Well, if you could introduce a new date or anniversary that would be celebrated

or noted in the footballing calendar, what would you choose, Jim? The Premier League is a beast now,

isn't it? It's this massive, huge, global, like mega money thing. And it's a phenomenon and it's

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