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It's Tuesday May 31, 2016 from Slate, it's the GIST. I'm Mike Pasca. So in Switzerland, they have this tradition where at the end and beginning of the day, the students shake the teacher's hand, isn't that nice?

But some Muslim students don't want to do that and it's causing a big row in Switzerland. And here, the president of the Swiss Teachers Union spoke out against the decision not mandating this, saying that the rules should apply to all students, and that it sent a wrong message to exempt these, I believe they're Syrian Muslims who didn't want to do it, sent the wrong message, since boys need to shake hands with colleagues both male and female as their lives progressed.

And the president of the Swiss Teachers Union, well, he's actually a name in the news.

Names in the news. Names in the news. Names in the news. Names in the news. Names in the news. So his name is BeatZemp, B-A-T-Z-E-M-P.

I guess if you can't beat Zemp, you should join him. His name is not BeatZemp, by the way. It's B-A-T. B-A-T, I believe is how a Swiss German would pronounce the name because of St. Beatis of Lungern, a patron saint of Switzerland.

There are a lot of beats, sorry, B-A-T-Z, there is a Swiss cyclist named Beat Bro, there is a Beat Bosch, a Swiss athlete, there is Beat Vice, a Swiss art historian, and as I'm going through these names, I'd never heard the name Beat, but I was going through this name in Swiss news.

I came to realize these are all Swiss beats. Names in the news. Names in the news. Names in the news. Names in the news.

There's not a name of a person, this is a name of an establishment. There are two DEA, former DEA, drug enforcement, administration agents who are on trial now because they are charged with having misled investigators about their business.

Now they say it wasn't a business, they say it was an investment, they weren't the owners of this business, but this business that they did not disclose is the twins plus go-go lounge of South Hack and Sack New Jersey.

I think this is a terrible name for a go-go lounge. I don't understand the presence of the word plus in there. Are these plus size twins? I'm sure there is a niche for that, but by saying twins plus, are you implying triplets or twins plus some people who are in twins, which wouldn't be a plus if you have a twins themed go-go lounge?

I mean, that's kind of a unique niche. Aren't you destroying it with your non-twins? So I think they couldn't hold back like many a patron of a go-go bar. They couldn't hold back. They threw the plus in there, and I think it got in the way of the story.

So what is the story? Well, you know, every business is trying to tell, tell you a narrative. So I went and I found out what the story of the twins plus go-go lounge was, no better way to do this than to go on Yelp.

It got mostly good reviews on Yelp, but I was taken by the fact that there were 12 pictures. First of all, it has its own website. We can maybe play a little of that sound to get you in the mood of the sort of thing that's going on in the twins plus go-go lounge of South Hack and Sack.

There were 12 pictures on the Yelp page for the twins plus go-go lounge, and I will tell you what all 12 of those pictures were. Here we go.

Chicken Wings, Pizza, Tacos, Chicken Wings, Case A Dea, Chicken Wings, Egg Rolls. Oh, this is a video. Someone's frying a shrimp. Looks like baked clams or perhaps that fried shrimp, some more fried shrimp, and a naked woman doing a headstand.

So those are the pictures of the twins plus go-go lounge. They got four out of five stars in their five reviews, but Yelp hid a review. And so I went and saw the hidden review. Here's what Yelp is trying to keep from the public about twins plus go-go lounge.

Was there a bunch of times with a married coworker, same girl every time food seemed old, I guess, because I never seen anyone there. The dancers sit with the customers, add, ignore you, except for tips and go in back for lap dances.

I'm going to end the review right there. And another review on Yelp remember got four four out of five stars, but another review, a guy named Vinny V from Garfield, New Jersey. I would defer to Vinny V. He writes, this is the worst place I've ever been to, ugly girls, and literally trying to rob you for your money. Beware, do not go there.

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