Are Routines For Me Or My Kids?

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Start the timer! In the first episode of Childproof, hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom are talking all about parenting – specifically, the things the internet doesn’t tell you about having kids. They start with some tips for new parents – don’t just sleep when they sleep, cry when they cry – and share the secrets they’ve learned for establishing a routine that actually works. Finally, they play a game of Parents Say the Darndest Things, featuring some of the most ridiculous phrases they’ve had to say to their kids. You’d think “don’t lick the baseboards” goes without saying... but you’d be wrong. Got an idea for the show? Send your topic suggestions, advice questions, and episode reactions to [email protected] Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Spark your creativity with the Sims.
0:04.0	Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative
0:07.0	and you have to go in search of your creative spark again.
0:10.0	Maybe this is catching up with creative friends,
0:13.0	experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe
0:16.0	and thanks to the Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.
0:21.0	Ready to spark something? Download the Sims 4 and play for free.
0:30.0	Welcome to Child Proof by Betches Media. I'm Guena Lakeland.
0:37.0	And I'm Tori Phantom.
0:39.0	This podcast is for parents who live, who laugh, who love.
0:42.0	Or who die, cry, and hate. We don't discriminate.
0:45.0	Each week we'll be sharing the lessons we've learned
0:48.0	and experiences we've had as moms and dive into the do's,
0:51.0	don'ts, and buckets of modern parenthood.
0:53.0	Basically, we want to not be the reason our kids need therapy.
0:57.0	And it's cool if your kids need therapy.
0:59.0	The point is, we don't want to be the cause of it.
1:01.0	You're not the main topic of discussion with their therapist.
1:05.0	Right. They're not calling a therapist like, listen, my mom.
1:09.0	I have mommy issues.
1:10.0	Okay. Let's just be up front. No, no, no.
1:12.0	We're avoiding that here.
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