Are New Years Resolutions Even Healthy?

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 14 January 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Are you still going strong on your New Years #Resolutions? The Bert Show gives an update...but wait, are resolutions even HEALTHY? Let's talk about it!

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:02.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon, darling, aye.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Soon, just be round the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:17.0	I know, I know, are we there yet?
0:20.0	No. Are we lost, Dad?
0:24.1	Aye, I think so.
0:26.6	Should have gone to Speck Savers.
0:28.3	Book an eye test online.
0:32.4	Hey, the bird show.
0:34.0	Take a second right now to pat yourself on the back.
0:37.5	If you had a New Year's resolution, you don't even know what I'm going to say.
0:40.1	You guys are already patting yourselves on the back.
0:41.3	I just wanted to tell myself I'm proud of me.
0:43.2	What did you do to deserve that?
0:44.8	Exist.
0:45.5	Get through today.
0:47.4	Wake up this morning.
0:49.1	I love the people who are saying, I'm not doing dry January.
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