Hello, search engine listeners. We are back with a new season, season three. We have new questions and new answers for you. Our team is recharged. We are so happy to be back in the studio. As always, if you would like to support our quixotic venture here, the best way to do it is to sign up for a premium membership at search engine. show. We call it incognito mode. And next week, we will have a special We call it Incognito mode.

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we're sharing my conversation this summer

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Jonathan Goldstein of heavyweight.

He dished on his rise to podcast celebrity, his many

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Okay, enough talking about podcasts, about podcasting.

Let's play our podcast after these ads. Sometimes I wonder if I'd lived in the past, would I have made the right decisions, even if almost everyone else was making the wrong ones?

I don't mean the big moral questions. I'm not talking about Germany in the 1930s. I actually just mean health questions.

Like, it's the 1800s.

You live in America.

And you're trying to decide what you can safely do to your own body.

And here and there, you can find these articles suggesting that a few things a lot of people routinely do are actually very dangerous.

Like, you can open up a newspaper and read an article claiming you ought to worry about a condition called bicycle face.

This is that condition where the physical strain of riding a bike changes the shape of your face permanently

into a kind of wretched grimace. Bike riding, you might read, can also damage women's

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