Are Men Better At Sound Effects Than Women?! You Decide!

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🗓️ 23 January 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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The men of The Bert Show CLAIM they're naturally better at sound effects than the ladies...but are they? We'll test that! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Purchase.
0:01.4	All right, Kristen wouldn't let guys have one thing.
0:04.6	I said one thing.
0:06.5	Nope.
0:07.5	That I am a big believer that women are equal or superior to men.
0:12.3	I get this, except there's going to be one area in life.
0:15.4	They will never be as good as men.
0:18.2	And that was simply making sound effects with your mouth or your voice.
0:23.5	Kristen couldn't even have that because I proved it on Friday when I put together a sound
0:27.9	effects theater and had Kristen and Katie and Cassie and Rebecca do it.
0:33.3	And it went exactly how I thought it was going to go.
0:35.9	Yes, we sucked.
0:36.9	And I'm about to prove men's suck just as bad as women.
0:38.9	Okay.
0:39.9	All right, this is real equality here.
0:41.4	It is sound effect masterpiece theater.
0:45.8	Romeo is in here.
0:50.8	Hey, Lee is in here.
0:57.8	It's time.
1:00.8	Here we go.
1:01.8	I will be your narrator.
1:02.8	Ashley, Carrie and McKenzie are out on the town for a girls night.
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